The Vatican has confirmed Pope Francis will be part of a select celebrity judging panel whose onerous and unenviable task will be to pick this years Mr.GayUK
The ticket-only event will be held on 26th September at Submission Impossible, Leeds premiere gay nightclub. Conveniently located near a bus stop at the back of The White Rose shopping centre, just off J28 of the M62 - the nightclub says every one is welcome - gay or straight.
Pope Francis....or ‘Poppers’ as he is affectionately known in gay circles.... will join cast members from some of TVs most popular soaps, including Emmerdale, Coronation Street and Newsnight as they work their way through over 100 hopefuls all vying to be crowned Mr.GayUK.
This years contest will be hosted by Barnsley reserve goalkeeper Reg Butterworth, the first openly gay third choice goalkeeper in the Football League.
The Pope said he is looking forward to working with the six finalists.
(Hold on....I think we know where this is heading. Let’s call a halt to it shall we, before it gets mucky)
PF : What about the guy from Cleethorpes.....second from the left?
PB : Have I missed the biscuits?