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TESCO face-scan instant success

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TESCO face-scan instant success

Postby gerontius » Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:35 pm

Just days after introducing face-scan technology at their petrol staions, Tescos have discovered all their customers really want is either a large cigar, a pair of spectacles or a tub of Mr.Natty’s Moustache Wax.
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Tesco say plans are underway to do away with previous top sellers like food, alcohol and electrical goods and concentrate on the things their customers actually want, like big round ears, button noses and large tickley whiskers.
Tesco say face-scan technology is set to revolutionise the way we shop and claim they are already the UK's leading retailer in advanced marketing.

This Tesco customer popped out for a tin of spagetthi but all they had on the shelf was cheese.
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Re: TESCO face-scan instant success

Postby saltire » Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:13 am

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Caroline Flint votes for new Tesco range.
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